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A football coach should never give sex advice. Just ask Jerry Sandusky, he learned that the hard way.

That commercial puts me in a good mood for some reason.

I see someone is trying hard to get that Latino vote...

God for some reason I thought Manziel allegedly quit drinking...

We get it Boston, you feel the need to embrace your Irish heritage.

A punch to the face is the new high five.

Not if you enjoy corn fields and meth labs.

Well the average career of a running back in the NFL is 3.11 years. So statistically there is a decent chance he’ll have a relatively short NFL career.

Yeah but the ref was totally asking for it.

Well turkey is kind of overrated as meats go.

Yay for white people.

First world problems.

So what you are telling me is everyone in that stadium is a supporter of ISIS?

I take it he’s not one of the “cool kids” on campus.

Those darn white people are at it again.

All the better to hit people with.

According to the rules that is a blow to the head, so the coach must therefore be thrown out of the game.

Well considering the family Lamar Odom married into, the whole brain damage and not being able to remember your family thing might not be so bad after all.

She sounds like a fun one.