So the Satanic worshipers are going to do a ceremony at the end of the football game, because the football coach is conducting a prayer session at the end of the football game. Ooh how edgy.

So I take it fans at the game were not continuously chanting his name tonight.

“He even gets excited better than Rober Griffin III.”

Haha got to love Murica.

I’m definitely not the first person to say this, but drinking and driving is really fucking stupid.

Thanks for your analasys doctor.

Oh those pesky details can easily be ignored.

Not sure if A-Rod or Uncle Rico.

“What do you have against my style?”

This isn’t heads up football. This is butts up football.

He said good morning. And then when he noticed the room full of Kardashians, he suddenly became unconscious again.

Hah I found it interesting that Paul Kruger just showed up to the scene because he happened to be in the area. Kruger is a veteran player who’s never been in trouble. This makes me wonder if the Browns found out about the situation, and sent Kruger out there to deescalate the situation.

Remember kids, flipping your bat is as bad as murder. If you flip your bat, the Gods of the Unwritten Rules of Baseball will send you to eternal damnation in hell.

Hah! Suck on that Unwritten Rules of Baseball.

Nice username hah

The butt-hurt is strong with Plaschke.

Let me guess, he’s new to the twitters.

So the Jags are like the Mets of football.

Bring on the Chip Kelly to USC rumors.

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