Baseball is literally the only sport where this type of shit happens... What the fuck.

This really should have happened in Florida.

Yay a chemistry joke.

Well as comments made by Stephen A. Smith go, this one is relatively reasonable.

I’m reading this article while pooping though.

Smoltz is just trying to get the hopes of Mets’ fans up, so when the team has an epic collapse, it will be that much more entertaining.

When they told Mathieu about getting in a hot car, he thought they meant hot-boxing a car.

You didn’t learn to ride a bicycle as a child? God what a weirdo.

Bernie Madoff is proud.

+1 (win)

Oh good, I like sports babies... Far better than nerd babies.

Diego Maradona can’t decide whether to use his foot or his hand.

“Hey let’s spin the suspension wheel and see what number it lands on. That will determine the length of his suspension.”

Kind of ironic that a guy who was known for being a party animal died at age 69, because 69 is the sex number.

A-Rod won’t do the homerun derby because he beleives it will mess up his swing.

I don’t understand the Manny Machado selection. He’s a lead off hitter with average power.

RIP Zach Mettenberger

Yeah, it’s not like A-Rod is the greatest player of his generation or something.

“She called me a bad word, so I punched her in the face.”

Wait, you are not supposed to swear in tennis?