Yeah, it’s not like A-Rod is the greatest player of his generation or something.

“She called me a bad word, so I punched her in the face.”

Wait, you are not supposed to swear in tennis?

+1 (win)

+1

Herpa derp, but she hit him first herpa derp!

Well this is proof that leprechauns don’t age well.

This is a campaign we can all get behind.

You know what they say about large hands....

“Jeter’s catch was better.”

What the hell is Wambach smoking? Those yellow cards given to Holiday and Rapinoe were perfectly reasonable. Talk about being a sore winner...

Assault with a kettlebell? Wow I never knew Diddy did Crossfit.

Other teams have Irish herritage night, German heritage night, Italian heritage night, Polish heritage night, Russian heritage night, etc. Those are all forms of Caucasian. Just sayin.

Wow, you can’t even make this shit up.

How do you know he’s a dick?

Herpa derp, but he used seroids herpa derp!

The greens were so awful, he just could not take anymore of it.

Momma Green is as tall as Lynch. Wow.

Oh darn. I was looking forward to an all Royals A.L. team getting completley shutdown by Madison Bumgarner.

This is exactly why playing on a wet field is never a good idea.