Cue the Benny Hill theme song.

Barry Levenson must be good friends with Houston Astros' owner Jim Crane.

And this is the kind of shit that make so many people hate USC.

1 point, 2 points, 3 points, ehhh close enough.

Brian Bosworth would be proud.

I'm just hear to read the Seahawks' fans hateful comments.

Oh I thought he was getting attacked by the invisible bogeyman.

"Stab first, ask questions later." ~Ray Lewis

In fairness, I really don't think the New Zealand team was really trying to intimidate Team USA. They knew Team USA was far better, and would win easily. They just wanted to perform a traditional dance of their culture.

It's pretty funny that a reporter would even ask that. Even if Brady saw Welker take Molly, it's not like Brady would admit it.

Hey, there's a dick.

Tim Kawakami is fucking awesome.

Holy shit, Snyder gives out apples as holiday bonuses? That alone makes him one of the biggest shithead billionaires. Not to mention all that blatant racism stuff.

I pretty much wear shorts as much as possible. Now I feel uncool.

And all this time I thought Delaware was an imaginary place...

Kate Upton tho.

Well thanks for that tidbit, Substance Abuse Expert Pelini.

It seemed like Sam played pretty well in the Rams' preseason games. I think some team that needs D-line depth will probably claim him off of waivers.

Stay classy!

So.... Artificial turf then?