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Holy Shit, Germany raped the fuck out of Brazil.

Say No To Racism

I believe some groups of Native Americans used to hunt water birds in a similar manner, by throwing stones at them. Glad to see that the tradition is still going strong.

That right there is textbook blocking technique from Howard.

Such a waste of a fine watermelon.

Thank god we have Deadspin to remind us of these things. Otherwise, we wouldn't notice.

Well compared to Mark Sanchez, Geno Smith is an improvement.

What the hell ever happened to shorts and a T-shirt?

On the bright side, Team USA performed better than most people expected they would overall in the World Cup. Most didn't expect them to advance past the group stage.

Hey that's the guy who went to jail for killing someone.

I can just imagine this going terribly wrong somehow.

Holy shit. That was fucking amazing!

Craig Sager would be proud.

Yes but most men don't give a shit. If an ad is "offensive" we just ignore it, because it is not worth our time to get our panties all in a bunch over a silly ad.

I bet it tasted like the futility that is the Astros.

Glad to see "Murica" advance.

Oh lord! How am I supposed to explain this to my children?

As long as you buy a ticket and show up, then I doubt they would care who you root for.

I'm not sure what "unwritten rule" Gomez broke to spark this ball. I was under the impression that a base-runner is supposed to slide into second hard in order to break up a double play.