They are called trolls, and they live on the internets. Youtube comment sections are some of their favorite stomping grounds.

Not bad, but I still like Vodka Sam better.

I'm still waiting for someone to lay down a swinging-bunt to breakup a pitchers no hitter. However, that would bring great wrath from the unwritten rules of baseball gods.

So how long do I fucking freeze it for?!

It's funny because he's obese.

This was so compelling, now I feel obligated to vote for Lucroy.

I'm no legal expert, but I don't think the girlfriend had any legal right to sell the dog. The dog belonged to her boyfriend, not her..... You can't sell something that doesn't belong to you.

One of my good friends is from Hungary. He left Hungary 5 or 6 years ago. He's told me all about how shitty life in Hungary is if you aren't a member of the upper-class. Hungary has one of the highest suicide rates of any country on Earth, because life there is pretty fucking depressing. He says things have gotten…

Ghana played pretty sloppy, and they squandered a lot of scoring chances. So I don't think it is a harsh result for Ghana.

It won't take off in the US because we already have other well established sports to draw our attention.

Emphasis on the word "stupid".

A victory for the Spurs is a victory for America.

She is quite turnt up it seems.

Well played sir.

Hey humanity, WTF?!

High heals probably aren't the best choice of shoes for walking on ice.

Aliens!

"But in doing so, because female hormonal and metabolic differences decrease our tolerance for alcohol compared to men, women meet the standard of binge drinking far before their male counterparts."

Sorry, I misread your comment.

Is it just me, or did the Spanish goalkeeper totally not try to block that shot?