That guy should have punched himself for dressing as the Cubs' mascot....

Oh God that's an uncomfortable situation. He could have at least tried to remedy it with an offering of the ceremonial peace-pipe.

+1 {elaborate poop joke}

Oh man one time I took a dump while running.

Well if you want to sell copies of your magazine, having a scantily clothed sexy lady on the cover is a good way to do it.

I always wondered why people don't move to sit in better seats when that park is that fucking empty. Are they content with sitting in the nosebleed section or what?

I was looking forward to some circus music....

this just made my day.

The bull doesn't look like he's enjoying the horn-job very much.....

It's funny because he's a goofy Eastern European guy

I would totally vote for this lady.

Hmm I wonder why any player would need to take some time off after his wife gave birth..... Oh maybe because his wife squeezed a fucking human being out of her vagina, and she's incredibly fatigued. That obviously is a pretty damn exhausting event for the lady.

Oh so he pooped in that swimming pool? Party foul bro!

If I may ask, what the hell is a fuckboy?

Let me guess.... Paula Deen taught this guy how to paint.

So this Conan guy is meant to be humorous or something?

"Not since John Wayne Gacy has one man done so much damage to the reputation of clowns." Okay that made me laugh out loud haha

Morris Dalla Costa must be an alias of Wilford Brimley.....

haha +1

Check out the big brain on Sally!