Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

“I can’t be changing people every five minutes here.”

Nah, Jalen’s still too young and productive. Give it another 5-6 years, and then he’ll be a prime Jets pickup.

Unlikely. Most of us Eagles fans would view this as a form of child abuse and look for the father (or mother in a pinch) to pour beer on a curse at. It’s only when they try to defend them selves or justify their action that they’d be knocked to the ground.

Tiki and Ronde Barber (SPOILER: they harness the power of family and hard work to achieve their dreams)

Gruden saying “Please stop this shit” was just him trying to get the sewage leak fixed at the Coliseum.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

7th grade football. First game of the season. I felt a rumble in my lower abdomen during warmups. Right before kickoff I had to sprint to the bathroom. The stalls didn’t have doors on them, but I had barely made it to the toilet in time so I didn’t have a choice.

The only reason these coaches are fighting is because of how vague and sloppy this rule is.

Dear Penthouse,

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

Clue 2 about his young age is he thinks dudes can’t/won’t jerk off without access to Internet porn. I guess he never had to jerk off to underwear ads in the Sunday paper.

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

No he’s not.  Frank Sinatra has been dead for years.

Don’t know why there’s much mystery about whether a kid like that to get ejected. Seems like a pretty black and white situation.

Tebow looks like he’s worried the pitcher is going to throw him a curveball. And we know Jesus Christ no help with curveball.

Typical libtards getting triggered just because children are dying in easily preventable ways