Patrick: We got our selves another caller on the line. It’s Roy from Bama

Jeff Fisher: “Hey, it’s Jeff; thanks for the call. You can reach me on my office phone tonight from 7-9pm. Thanks! Bye.”

That asshole? Hell no.

You’re not Shea from Irving are you?

Toucher & Rich?

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

I am just as angry as you and I’d bet most Giants fans are as well. Fuck this organization. Eli has given them years and years while keeping the respect of the locker room and generally being everything you could ask for in a franchise QB. And this is what he gets? In an unsalvagable season? Fuck them for doing this…

This team, its owners, its general manager, and its coach can all fuck directly off. I hope the team plane is just slowly nudged into the swamp in Newark.

“He’s fine.” — New Orleans Saints concussion protocol staff

With the exception of Gronk being your namesake.

mouthpiece, i got your mouthpiece right here! (grabs crotch)

These petty beefs have really humped the shark.

What, and run the risk he takes out THEIR guys? Nah.

Seriously though that shit is the reason I stopped coaching anything above rec ball and I even took a year off from that because of the damn parents.

**fingers crossed his Obamacare vote today is the entirety of his legacy**

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

Agreed. But I think it’s because Greenberg is clearly smart and a more reasoned thinker. Sure, Golic might be more fun over a pitcher of beer.... but....

I literally spit my wine out on this one!! “Serial killer?!”LMAO! Thanks! Needed a laugh. And I agree.

Great now we have more Kobe beef.

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