Did you ask for it well done? ‘Cause I mean...

Nope. Our neighbor was just a bitch. We were the resident managers of the apartment complex and it was her way of getting back at us for not giving her rent extensions (not our choice - the corporate office handled that.) It got so bad that the police helped us file a restraining order.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Don’t fill their cup with more liquid than you’re willing to clean up.

Gotta read the fine print, Patrick! Or in this case, the not-really-that-fine print. Prime always tells you the guaranteed delivery day when you check out, so pay attention to that if you need something right away. Two day delivery means the transit time will be two days, not that the order will be processed and at…

You’ve hit a very important nail on the head here.

Don’t Buy an Apple Laptop Until the New MacBook Air Comes Out They Stop Soldering Memory And SSD Chips To The Motherboards

After playing DnD with his kids a friend of mine began implementing dice rolls into their parenting system, just briefly as a joke. Basically if the kid was in trouble or wanted to go out for ice cream or something they would do a check and their dad would tell them if it was a success. Nothing like rolling for to get…

I don’t normally have cockroach issues but I do live in a town where if you go outside at night when it’s warm, they’re everywhere, so them getting in occasionally is ok as long as we don’t find young ones.

If editors would bother reading beyond their quoted study’s abstract, they would find that the percentage of participants who didn’t express regret was actually 95%, not 99% (they misquoted a different statistic), which is a small, but significant difference. [Insert Archer meme: “Are you trying to invite fake news…

I and my wife have discovered one of the advantages of wearing a C-PAP machine (apart from better sleep) is that you can completely cover your head with the blankets and just leave your air tube sticking out like a snorkel while still breathing comfortably. Very useful during a Midwest cold snap.

Worst: wrestling.

A good purpose would be if you believed they could not track this one. A modern take on Misty, for instance. What better way to test your stealth abilities than very publicly put something up there in front of everyone, then tell the world it’s gone - meanwhile they’ll try flying it off on it’s primary mission and…

That’s a fun fantasy until you consider the simply fact that THE ENTIRE WORLD can see things going into orbit.

Or, just grow up and eat what’s being served.

This is the same phenomena as mass shooting murder. In fact gun murder rate has been falling for 25 years and is just a over 1/3 of the rate of the early 1990's. it took a tiny bump in handful of cities, but is still on a decline. Yet huge majorities wrongly think is up over 25 years, and most of the rest think it is…

How about this...if you are here illegally don’t quibble about making the police follow every tiny law since you have shown you don’t give a fuck about follow any US Laws in the first place.

I must never show my daughter this... for then she would know I am not, in fact, the coolest dad in the world.

Is this really a life problem that needs to be “hacked”? It never occurred to me that anyone would need written advice on how to fuck, as if there are these poor horny uncoordinated couples walking among us. Fill orifices with appendages. Repeat. It’s not even apple sauce let alone rocket science.

Here's one: When you're hanging out one on one in your home at night... Works with guys and gals... But you have to have a personality and an already established sense of humor for it to work, but it does, every time. "It's getting late. I really should go to bed. You're more than welcome to stay... if you want to…