My wife insists on it. Drives me nuts when I can’t find one because all 3 are in the dishwasher getting dripped on by other nasty stuff.

My wife has the lowest pain tolerance of anyone I know, and she’s about to have our third kid without any painkillers whatsoever. There are a lot of things you can do to manage labor pain, that don’t involve pharmaceuticals. Everyone is different, but for her water birth is really the key. We also use the Bradley…

Don’t act like a spoiled toddler and just try some. I’ve eaten some weird things in other countries that turned out to be pretty good. That being said, trying to push someone to try something after they’ve already said, “No, thanks,” is a worse offense.

Someone passing on a dish never offends me, but what really…

The place I get my hair cut does a free scalp and shoulder massage after a cut. I tip well and have noticed my massages lasting a lot longer than everyone else’s.

Even foot fetishists have standards.

Pro tip: Handlebar extensions for bikes generally attach to jogging strollers fairly easily. I’m 6'1" so that’s the only thing that saved my back.

If they’re busy, I try to bag as many groceries as I can before a bagger walks over. I also usually have multiple children in tow who may or may not allow me to bag groceries.

I think better advice in the majority of cases would be to learn enough first aid to stabilize the patient while waiting for an ambulance.

Hands down the best thing I ever did for my sex life (and my sleep) was to teach my oldest (then 3) how to use the TV remote and create the rule that you can watch as much TV as you want until mommy and daddy wake up.

Now I just have to set my alarm 45 mins early so I’m not late for work in the mornings.

This is the best strategy I’ve found for dealing with annoying, yappy, toy breeds. I’ve never tried it with a dog that actually had a chance to beat me in a fight to the death.

Alternatively, I’ve found that what works well with big dogs is to baby talk to them like they’re a cutie wootie wittle puppy dog. It really…

I like them broken over home fries or hashbrowns.

I’m not sure what people did historically, but when I spent a few years living in a country where hats are very much still a part of their culture, I quickly adopted a more hat-friendly hairstyle.

Now if only I could get away with wearing them here without being lobbed in with the typical trilby wearer . . .

Ha. Grandma bought a few of these for us.

Save your money.

Kid #2 was born at 6:30am. I cleaned up (homebirth) fed my wife, and was at work at 9.

I got 2 days off with kid #1 because she was kind enough to be born on a Friday night.

As a repair shop owner that services both Mac & PC computers, I can confirm.

In fact, over the last ~6months we’ve seen about 1.5x as many infected Macs as PC’s.

I guess I can add this to the list of reasons it doesn’t completely suck that I’m still a renter.

My parents told us there wasn’t a piece of furniture in the house or car we owned in which they hadn’t already had sex. It was mostly effective.

Our solution is to have a toy “jail.” Right now it’s an old laundry basket screwed into the wall high enough that they can’t reach it. Feel free to be as creative or as lazy as you want.

Toys get arrested for various crimes:

- Being out after curfew (Anything not picked up by bedtime)

We were trying for number 3 for almost a year, then when it finally happened all I could think was:

I run a computer repair shop that also sells refurbished computers.

My advice for computers is that if you have $500 or less to spend on a laptop, you are much, much better off buying a refurbished, business class laptop than the crap you can get new for that price. Most of the laptops that we get from our wholesale…