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Just imagine the level of zen and self control it takes to leave one alone for 25 years . . .

I went to highschool with him. He's a great actor and a true nerd.

Yes, it's a misconception that soap hurts the seasoning.

The cleanup wasn't bad at all. In fact, one of the assistants must have taken care of it because neither of us remember anything. We were both too tired to care about it. We originally wanted to do a birth center for that reason too, but our midwife convinced us otherwise.

If you grill it long enough, it will be nothing but carbon which is sort of tender. Crunchy, but tender.

That was part of the reason for our first homebirth. No insurance (Thanks Obamacare!) $10,000-$30,000 not counting prenatal visits. Homebirth $1500 all-inclusive. I'll take option B please. Now we have insurance so a hospital birth would only cost us $1000. We're still doing homebirth because my wife is more…

If you have a spouse who can't measure or who thinks more soap=more clean then they end up actually being cheaper.

My daughter used to beg me for those until I finally let her eat one. My friend's kid loves them though. I calculated the LD50 of those to be something like 4-6 cubes for a 30lb toddler so I wouldn't get too carried away.

That reminds me of the time I decided to teach my wife not to drink water out of random cups on the counter by filling one up with vinegar. It worked.

It adds unnecessary risk in the same way giving birth in a hospital full of sick people with c-section happy doctors hovering over you does.

Weddings are stressful. If I ever do it again, I'll elope. No dress, no guests, no reception.

I'll leave out any commentary on the results, but I don't think we actually want people who don't give a shit to vote just for the heck of it. Part of this country's problem is uninformed, uninterested voters. If they can't be bothered to go spend 30 minutes to vote, do you think that they'll actually make good…

I'm pro-life, but even I know this is stupid. Tell the truth then let people make their own damn decisions. At the end of the day, they're the only ones responsible anyway. Pretending to help just to force your agenda on someone vulnerable helps no one, and worse, actually hurts the organizations that are…

That put's Applebees and McDonald's out of your price range then.

I never don't tip. That can be misconstrued as a mistake, the busboy stealing it, etc. I always leave at least a handful of pocket change. That way they understand that they screwed up. This is only reserved for absolute scum though.

I think customers in IT are even worse than in food service. The difference is that most of us at least make a living wage.

In their pseudo-defense, it's extremely rare for a restaurant's prices to show up on their website anymore. I still don't think it makes sense to complain to the server though. In my poor-er days I would at least check the menu while waiting to be seated though.

I've only had a couple times where I didn't tip at all, but it was always earned. I'm talking service so bad that we almost got up and left before our food came out. Like overhearing racist slurs directed at my wife bad. Even if the kitchen screws up, I at least hand the server cash directly and tell him not to…

This is how I feel as a manager too. Nobody yells at my employees, not customers, not assholes from corporate. Customers get asked to calm down once, then they get kicked out. I've thrown out district managers before. There is no quicker way to build or destroy loyalty from your workers than how you stick up for…