I'm pro-life, but even I know this is stupid. Tell the truth then let people make their own damn decisions. At the end of the day, they're the only ones responsible anyway. Pretending to help just to force your agenda on someone vulnerable helps no one, and worse, actually hurts the organizations that are…

That put's Applebees and McDonald's out of your price range then.

I never don't tip. That can be misconstrued as a mistake, the busboy stealing it, etc. I always leave at least a handful of pocket change. That way they understand that they screwed up. This is only reserved for absolute scum though.

I think customers in IT are even worse than in food service. The difference is that most of us at least make a living wage.

In their pseudo-defense, it's extremely rare for a restaurant's prices to show up on their website anymore. I still don't think it makes sense to complain to the server though. In my poor-er days I would at least check the menu while waiting to be seated though.

I've only had a couple times where I didn't tip at all, but it was always earned. I'm talking service so bad that we almost got up and left before our food came out. Like overhearing racist slurs directed at my wife bad. Even if the kitchen screws up, I at least hand the server cash directly and tell him not to…

This is how I feel as a manager too. Nobody yells at my employees, not customers, not assholes from corporate. Customers get asked to calm down once, then they get kicked out. I've thrown out district managers before. There is no quicker way to build or destroy loyalty from your workers than how you stick up for…

We have a door is always locked rule in our house. We had too many of our neighbor's (who had an open door policy) friends walk into our apartment by accident at weird times and scare the piss out of us/almost get shot. Stories like this just confirm that I'm not being paranoid.

They freak people out for some reason. I think it is because they fall smack into the iddle of the uncanny valley. Not ghost related, but not too long ago, people were freaking out around here because someone was leaving them on little girls' doorsteps. Everyone thought it was a serial killer or child molester or…

That happened to me in a hotel pool once and I ended up with minor chemical burns afterwards.

The second story about this place, I didn't personally witness. The boy by the servant staircase was the only mean ghost in the house (other than whatever was in the doll room). My aunt told us that if we ever saw him (I never did. Only little girls ever did) to just yell for the dogs and they'd chase him off. They…

The second story about this place, I didn't personally witness. The boy by the servant staircase was the only mean ghost in the house (other than whatever was in the doll room). My aunt told us that if we ever saw him (I never did. Only little girls ever did) to just yell for the dogs and they'd chase him off. They…

Double Post.

About ten years ago, my aunt and uncle bought an old Victorian farmhouse in rural Ohio. This was one of those houses that seemed to have an outright ghost infestation. We would all be sitting downstairs and hear heavy footsteps walk from one end of the house to the other or hear kids playing. My aunt and uncle were…

Maybe it's just because I forgot to bring lunch to work today and am starving, but this sounds like a perfectly sane response to me.

Dead criminals aren't repeat criminals.

I work in PC repair and keep a basket of bulging, counterfeit laptop batteries under the counter to show people why they shouldn't buy $10 batteries on eBay and Amazon.

On a similar note, I learned a long time ago by accident that if you order a separate item overnight, a lot of your 2-day stuff will come overnight too.

Where's the KSP app?

I had a prof that for every question added on 8 more possibilities: