In all fairness, if you don't take nude pictures, they'll never make it online. That doesn't make her at all complicit though. I work in IT, and I've learned time and time again that nothing in cyberspace remains private indefinitely. If you don't want it made public, don't put it online. The second you do, you…

I have no clue. These people are the real "gun nuts" that make other firearm owners look bad.

I learned at 5, but it was a measly bolt-action .22. The age isn't the issue, it's the type of firearm and the lack of adequate supervision. (Anyone dumb enough to let a 9yo handle an Uzi doesn't qualify as adequate supervision)

There is a time, place, and proper method for introducing children to firearms. That being said, an Uzi is definitely not on the list of introductory firearms for anyone, much less a child. We started out on single shot .22 rifles and BB-guns for a long time before we could touch anything else. This instructor was…

Yep. The Hammond of the movies is a kind old grandpa who brought dinosaurs to life for the kids. In the books, all he cares about is profit even if a bunch of people end up dead in the process.

If the guy is drunk, can he consent? By this logic, a lot of hookups should end up with both parties convicted rapists. If two drunk people have sex, how do we determine who raped who? Is it the person who complains first? We certainly can't always blame the man because that would be blatant sexism (tongue firmly…

I'm 6'1 and in most planes it is physically impossible for the person in front of me to recline without crushing me kneecaps. They can usually get one click before the chair just stops. Then the stupid ones bounce and wonder why their seat doesn't work.

I have news for you. This is exactly like what most of the rest of Russia looks like, just newer.

I went to BYU for a few semesters (and hated it for so many reasons) so this is doubly funny for me.

I know this is a joke, but I always love the doublethink required for proponents of legal marriage between any two consenting adults to also be against marriage between three consenting adults.

I know. I just couldn't resist.

Only the first 12, after that they ruined it by just milking the franchise for $.

I still can't believe that the administration was okay with Grease as our musical one year in highschool. That was a really conservative area too.

It's counter-intuitive, but wouldn't it further their cause more by simply leaving them alone? What better way to convince people to join your jihad against Christianity than by allowing WBC to parade around your country proving that Christians really are batshit insane. Of course for PR's sake, they would probably…

My 2yo is like this with any kind of sauce. She thinks the fry, chicken nugget, etc. is just how you get the sauce from the plate to your mouth. She just licks off the sauce and dips again. The worst part is that the sauce on daddy's plate magically tastes better than hers, so I get toddler spit mixed with mine.

You're not alone. I like good soups, casseroles, breakfast scrambles, etc. My wife is the polar opposite though and I keep threatening to replace all of our flatware with cafeteria trays.

I'm sure I'll catch all kinds of flack for this comment, but here it goes anyway. If both parties are drunk, conscious, and "consenting" (assuming an intoxicated person can consent) how do we determine who raped who? Generally everyone sides with the woman. That has always bothered me. There are instances of women…

I'm not quite sure how that would have gone down. Isn't there some kind of professional courtesy among radical religious groups? Kind of like honor among thieves or sharks not eating lawyers?

I just add everything that I need to the list then when I get the monthly early-warning email, I take stock and adjust accordingly. It helps to have an item or two that is cheap that you can throw on to increase your total items to 5 and get the total discount. We use a single stick of deodorant for example.

How did catcalling even originate? Has any man in the history of the world ever gotten laid as a result of commenting on a random woman's body? Maybe I'm just too much of an introvert and therefore it was never appealing to me? Have I looked or even (discretely) stared at a beautiful woman? Of course. Any guy who…