Wow someone on Jezebel with a working sarcasm detector. I'm always afraid to joke on here.

Not that I advocate genocide, but I swear that the only way to stop fighting in that particular part of the world is to just nuke everyone from orbit. Of course, then you'd probably still have a Palestinian cockroach throwing rocks at an Israeli cockroach in the middle of a nuclear wasteland.

This is good news since my toddler always insists on dipping in Daddy's fry sauce, licking off the sauce, and then dipping again repeatedly.

I think it's about picking your battles. Don't start a fight and set off a tantrum over things that don't matter. Kids need an outlet, and if all they ever hear is "No!" they will misbehave like crazy. If you allow them to run and scream outside in the yard where it is appropriate, they won't (usually) choose to do…

I used to love them too, but once they started giving me issues, I was done with contacts permanently. I've tried multiple brands and types, but they all feel like having a rock in my eye now.

This is off-topic, but I'd like to get back into tabletop RPG's along with my wife. Someone recommended Pathfinder as a good beginner's system vs. D&D. Any suggestions?

I was out bird hunting a few years back and got cornered in a hedgerow by a mamma bear and three cubs. Luckily I was in camo, downwind, and I saw them first, so I was able to hide and wait for them to leave. After I realized that I was safe(ish) and calmed down, it was really cool to watch the mom break branches off…

If you include turtleneck sweater dresses:

He also has plenty of time on his hands now that he is *accidentally* orbiting the sun.

I don't know, the right turtleneck can be pretty sexy.

No, it is saying "don't have unprotected sex." There is no slut-shaming involved whatsoever. There are so many places to get free condoms and even free testing these days that there really is no excuse not to use them. I don't normally use the term, but since you brought it up, even the world's biggest "slut" is…

Yes, but it's significantly more preventable than most chronic health problems. Generally, ignoring things like accidental needle sticks or sexual assault, if someone has HIV, it is because someone was irresponsible. If you aren't doing anything risky (unprotected sex, sharing needles, etc.) there is a very low…

Fortunately, it is a very preventable virus. It sure sucks for those who manage to get infected though.

The goal is that you can use the seeds from this year's crop to plant next year's. Another concern is maintaining genetic diversity so that an entire species doesn't get wiped out by a single disease/pest. That is a real concern with banana and rubber trees at the moment.

Except, a lot of hybrid and GMO strains don't have viable offspring. That's why heirloom varieties are important.

Katpiss. Kids are evil. That is all.

This is my wife. Once a year, Kohls may have some clothes in their junior's section that look professional enough for her to wear to work and that fit her. Otherwise, she pretty much just has to sew them herself.

There's nothing like watching the sequel to curb your enthusiasm for the future. Where's my flying car?

I prefer bottom freezers. With my height and normal top freezers, the freezer blocks my line of sight of the top 2 1/2 shelves. Unless I get on my knees, I can't see most of the top shelf. I'm in the fresh food section much more often, so it is way more convenient for me to have that on top.