Exactly, and on top of everything they have fantastic cocktails. I identify as hetero but for the love of zeus do i love me some fruity drinks. Give me Flavour, if i am out having a good time.

But where on earth would you find one of those?

I’ll get the fake duck.

Fuck all this vegan bullshit, something amazing just happened!

I don’t eat meat.

And yet the Prime Minister’s remarks in the wake of this attack are way more supportive than any of the remarks of his right-wing colleagues and allies in the US over similar attacks against gays.

https://cthulhuforamerica.com/

Cthulhu 2016 - It’s time.

Sometimes you just have to accept that you’re not the most popular kid in school. ;)

I read this story earlier this week and it’s a true WTF. I am amazed at the amount of wiggling everyone is doing to deflect blame. Apparently the principal was shocked that the mother was taking her daughter to the ER. Also, I’ve gotten accidental rope burns before but never from simply being hit by a rope and always…

He DID mention wanting to do that years ago, but honestly I’m too scared to find out.

They probably made the poor chaps feel funny in their pants, would be my guess.

The penguins will build a wall. And make the republicans pay for it.

Andy Kaufman has gone a long, long way for this one. The reveal will be fantastic.

So basically, political Joaquin Phoenix?

I know this idea of DJT secretly still being a Dem and eventually revealing himself has been around a while, but it just seems so unrealistic. Don’t get me wrong: I love it and hope it’s the case.

This is our Waldo Moment. (Yes, another Black Mirror reference from me. Shocking, I know.)

What if it’s been Andy Kaufman all along?

Nah. If you look up the symptoms of neurosyphilis, Donald Trump’s behavior makes a LOT of sense. He's not a satirist. He's insane. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_p…

Half the Republican party might rage-quit the United States.