Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

“night on the town” for this woman=8 pm church service followed by a glass and a half of white zinfandel at Barb’s house while they talk shit about the other’s women’s ‘slutty’ church outfits.

All I can really say is this commenter woman obviously has no idea how to dress for a “night out on the town” because the meteorologist is dressed perfectly for her job.

Get out.

This is the song that plays over the credits of a movie you regret not having walked out of. The movie usually starred Steven Seagal. It’s not even good enough to be the intro or played during the big action scene. It gets put at the end because even straight-to-video action films have shame.

I'm so, so sorry everyone. Apparently, Paul Feig did get my letter asking for a Missy Elliot remixed theme song. But... this... this is not what I wanted. I wanted something girl power in the spirit of Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge. Not... this travesty. I take full responsibility.

As sick as all that is, I actually wish more gun nuts and politicans would just come out and say this. Forget the debunked nonsense of “more guns = safer society” and just say, “Hey, I don’t care about your dead kid or your depressed aunt that shot herself or the rando hit by a stray bullet. We have to protect our…

People that bought into the whole no car lifestyle and depend on a single point of failure for their mobility.

Oh so it’s actually a FACE that’s hanging out, there...

That satire was far too believable.

How about making the culling of troublesome animal populations a job that we pay professionals to do, rather than authorizing a citizen vigilante kill squad? We’d create more jobs and reduce the number of guns out there in the populace.

I have to admit I was like “oh god, I really hope this is a joke because if it is, so funny OMG crying, but if not WHAT HAVE WE DONE BY GUTTING PUBLIC EDUCATION OMG CRYING.”

“Jus let me toss this... Whoops! Dropped it!” KABOOM! “Well, shit. There goes Joe Jim-Bob Joe-Bob Ray-Bob Bob-Bob Bill-Bob Mick-Bob Joe!”

The United States would suffer a massive ecosystem collapse if we got rid of hunting weapons, and in turn people would starve in the aftermath.

Cool.

I searched for “angry deer gif” and this came up. I’m sorry and you’re welcome.

If only we could also arm the deer, then it would be a true competition!

An experienced hunter is most likely going to only use a rifle, single bolt action, or a cross bow and not accidentally shoot anyone. The problem is that there are a lot of boobs out there who aren’t experienced hunters, who are morons, who bring the kind of firearms you don’t need or want to hunt who shoots at…

The problem is that there are so many people who have drunk the NRA Kool-Aid. They believe all the conspiracy stuff. They believe that guns will solve all our ills. They believe that the Second Amendment has anything to do with an individual right to own guns. Well, the Supreme Court did pull that last one out of thin…

Alissa’s entire point every time she writes about transit is that cars should be banned and everyone who owns one is a terrible human being. It’s genuinely the most intellectually dishonest bit of self-superior puffery I’ve ever seen from anyone purporting to be a journalist. I wouldn’t sweat about it too hard because…