Yet.

How is this campaign not a Sacha Baron Cohen movie?

Baby muppets or muppet babies!?! ANIMAL DANCCCCCE.

Wonder how long it’ll take FOX News to dismiss this incident...

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

The 2016-2017 season opener?

I thought I was going to make a joke about this guy, but I am just too everloving depressed.

Who wants to place bets on how long it is before we get a similarly-ploted episode of NCIS?

Okay, I guess there is one. This guy gets it, for the most part.

I found this one to be the most interesting, because you can see Ryan pivoting politically. He’s calculating everything he does these days under the assumption that, once Trump loses, the Republican party is going to have to radically reinvent itself, and he wants to be the one leading it.

Particularly in case of Omar Mateen, who held a class G security license entitling him to concealed carry of weapons, yet now his ex-wife claims he had a history of bipolar personality disorder. Why does nobody want to include mental health check in the process of issuing firearm permits?!

We know we’re fucked when Trump and the republicans make Paul Ryan sound reasonable...

No doubt, but the question is, how many of the mentally ill are diagnosed, and how many more are running free?

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

Yeah, he said that. But what in his voting history backs up that he’s open, tolerant, or free?

I was completely flabbergasted that those words came from Paul Ryan, the House Speaker, one of the more powerful and influential Republican voices, and GOP poster boy. Whether or not he actually cares about the LGBT community is a different story, but the fact that he did not mince words and practically declared that…

The staff writer for Paul Ryan knows how to show that they “get it”. Their policies are different than their rhetoric.

When Mr. Let’s Kill Social Security And Medicare is your party’s one voice of (relative) reason...goddamn.

This is an ideology that rejects who we are as a country: open, tolerant, free.

And that one was Paul Ryan. Leader of the jackholes.