is that picture real???  cause that shit doesnt look right at all.  like the girl from willy wonka that went into the taffy puller.  

The photo is photoshopped to hell, if you see candid photos of her she looks nothing like this. 

First, the extreme photoshopping is an insult to women everywhere as it suggests that this body is actually attainable. Which it is not. And second, it suggests that women who wear provocative clothes, swimwear, lingerie are more worthy of appreciation than those who do not.

It could be a funhouse mirror?

JFC Dov Charney isn’t in jail? He still is making gross clothing with gross ads? Fuck American/LA Apparel. 

Are we all supposed to ignore the fact that Jenner’s body has clearly been elongated thanks to the magic of PhotoShop?

As a woman with coarse/curly hair EVERYWHERE, I’m pretty sure if I tried this level of waxing my crotch would eventually resemble a hyper-pigmented angry scrub brush.

There’s not a ton of stuff from the ‘50s that we need back, but women’s bathing suits were damn stylish and looked like you could actually do activities in them

It says “Sharpie”

Is no one considering the pube situation here??? All the wax in Madame Tussauds isn’t enough to make me hairless enough to one of these. And the pain!!! And the ingrowns!!! NOPE.

Oh good, it’s not just me.  That’s a long way to go to get from bellybutton to crotch.

They can also read Jezebel’s coverage of Dov Charney.  His dirtbaggery is well known ‘round these parts.

I would definitely pop a labia or two if I tried to wear these

Totally off topic: I really, really like the look of the last model’s thigh crease tattoo, and I want to know what it says in order to figure out whether I love it.

Everyone needs to listen to the podcast The Flameout and learn all about the founder of Los Angeles Apparel, and why he was forced out of American Apparel. The guy is an absolute misogynist monster and nobody should be surprised that his company would market bathing suits that barely cover a vulva.

Kendall Jenner looks like a plastic Barbie doll in that top photo, and I was going to say that before I realized who she was.

I’m not a prude, I have no problem with nudity or anything, but these just don’t look good- they’re aesthetically unpleasant.

It’s not the swimsuit itself that bothers me on Kendall’s as much as the photoshop. She does not actually have a Barbie doll pelvis.

At least the other 2 women look like women.
The random Kartrashian at the top looks like the front half of some strange glossy plastic female centaur thing with a Ken doll crotch.

If the kids like them, have at it. String bikinis are a game for other people; the strings would just disappear into the body that my kids have forged, which I do not prefer. (In fact, said kids saw a picture of the younger, more interesting person I was before kids, and they did not like the leaner look on me, AT ALL.…