“Take these immigrant children.... please! Heyoooo! You been a great crowd! Try the burnt steak! Don’t forget to stiff your servers! Goodnight, suckers!”

Ahhh yes, this must be that famous “conservative humor” I keep hearing about....

“As if being Donald Trump’s daughter isn’t the hardest job in the world.”

A few elderly people died after receiving the Swine Flu vaccine in the ‘70's. There was panic and the vaccine was withdrawn. Later statistical analysis showed that the death rate of vaccinated and non-vaccinated people was essentially indistinguishable.

Vilifying Omar IS how they’re deflecting criticism. Netanyahu’s corruption and whatever fresh hell they’re visiting on Gaza won’t receive any substantial coverage while every pundit with a media platform is going to be howling for her to resign. 

Can’t wait to see how the “Israel defenders” in our government deflect this (while STILL vilifying Omar):

This is how Colin Kaepernik ended up having to defend himself from accusations of “disrespecting the troops” when he asked that cops not kill black people indiscriminately.  This is Grade A deflection. 

this kid just earned my respect! 

I think we might need to start putting the evidence for vaccination up on the web in comic sans. How else is it going to get to the people who need to see it?

If it’s on a website it must be true.  Everyone knows you can’t put things on the internet unless it’s super duper true.

You KNOW some anti-vaxxer told a woman suffering a miscarriage that it was because of the flu shot.  I hope this study brings that woman peace. 

And it was written by a guy who’s “outside of the medical establishment”!  (Read: Not a doctor.)  That’s how you know you can trust him!

Fucking anti-vaxers. They’re like the dipshits who tell pregnant women not to wear seatbelts, because the seat belt can injure the fetus in an accident. 

Bravo Jaden.

Flu shots can actually protect against miscarriage - pregnant people are more likely to miscarry if they catch flu, especially in the first trimester. There’s some evidence the baby may suffer long-term problems from in-utero flu exposure.

Had a conversation with a woman on the train about the flu vaccine. Said she doesn’t do it because she doesn’t think putting the “flu” inside her will make her safe. Said she got a bad reaction once and got the flu. I just smiled and told her that my kid and I had it and we never get the flu but it could just be…

by picking out the words i want from the headline, i now know for certain that flu shots cause miscarriages.  thanks obama!

The flu itself can actually be deadly. So it’s not a big surprise that it could cause this kind of harm in pregnant women, to the mother herself and the child. Flu vaccines can be inconvenient, and because of the way the current tech works for producing the vaccines, the lag time between the start of a vaccine…

Hahahahhahahahah! “There is no evidence”!!!!!!!!!

But this website written entirely in comic sans told me vaccines were deadly and we couldn’t trust them!