Yeah, as the old saying goes, “the acorn doesn’t fall very far from the racist, lying crook.”

When I say conman, I’m talking about a man who declares himself brilliant but directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges, and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores.

Mr. Trump had frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.

Mr. Trump had frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.

Mr. Trump had frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.

Take away the money and this could all be on COPS.

While I agree $20 million is nothing, Steve Wynn actually lost control of his own company to his ex-wife. Turns out she owned a huge stake herself in the company from their marriage and used this to oust him. So justice was at least partially served. (Which is not to say his ass shouldn’t be in prison.)

$20mil!? A mere bag of shells. A pittance not worth putting words to.

I though Stony Rushing was what I did to the corner store for Doritos...?

He’s just pissed off that McCain stayed at a Hilton.

Please understand this is based on limited knowledge. I have only been married for 25+ years, have a 20 year old son, am in a technical field in which I work with 90% dudes, and can recognize instantly when one of them has shit on another one of them (work and home).

It is to my everlasting shame that I absolutely love this.

Word on the street is that Trump is gonna stay up all night watching Cohen’s testimony (and, hopefully, rage tweeting about it) right before his big meetings with Kim. So he’ll likely be tired and furious! He does loves Kim though so maybe the little guy will cheer him up

Ew.

But they were never meanin’ no harm!

He likes people who are treated like guests in Hanoi.

CROWD SIZES TO TRUMP:

“Stony Rushing?” I have to keep reminding myself that The Onion is satire, and not reality.

Wasn’t this the guy who gave a lecture to any empty conference room with his fly down?

“Stony Rushing”