I have family I am close with that lives in Texas. The clothes, my god, the clothes. Jeans that have fabric cut in shapes embroidered on them. Rhinestones. Sequins. I shudder just thinking about it.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap. -Dolly Parton 

Just like the Furby if you check the Trumpettes’ label it says “flammable keep away from flame”.

“50+” is very generous; 70+ is more like it. Look at the hands; ALWAYS look at the hands.

Trumpette #1: All those accusations against the President are lies! I’ve spent hours with Pres. Trump and he’s never made a pass at me.

Nightmares.

God he really does. His eyes and mouth are soul-haunting. Also - the photo of the Trumpettes is dying for a caption something something Hocus Pocus something something sequel. 

I’m so going to watch this!  I thought Green Book was a nice movie but certainly not even close to Best Picture (the Oscars are such a scam) and never understood why it was even called Green Book as they hardly even use it in the film.  I was thinking, I’d love to see a movie about the people who thought up the book…

got the crowd roaring when she railed against what she called “open borders,” and the notion of free health care for everyone.

Promise? ❤️ Your Nana

**cough**Kimberly Guilfoyle***cough***

The other two aren’t naturally good looking, but he for some reason, obviously looks like a genetic mistake.

“Shoes on a table; Someone’s going to die” my Nana always said.

My Pillow is terrible. I touched one once- eager to see what technology can do for my pillow- in a Walmart. Grasping the “fill” through the liner gave me the immediate sensation of when I mess with fiberglass insulation at work. I was disappointed so many people thought this was a quality product.

MyPillow scammer man was also in attendance, so no wonder his merch was in the goodie bag:

I used to play the stock market, and the company that made me the most money made cosmetic fillers from chicken combs and wattles

The pictures in this article didn’t load for me, so I amused myself forming a mental picture of what “Trumpettes” must look like.

I don’t want to waste my money on more taxes to help those not as fortunate as me.  I need to waste that $20,000 on a dinner with the Trumpettes.

Note to self: find out what company makes sutures for facelifts and buy shares.

“red glitter cowboy boots as table centerpieces.”