Was her sad, empty womb in attendance as well, or did it have to sit home alone, in continuous mourning?

Yes! That’s what I meant by ‘media stereotypes.’

It’s also the tabloid narrative- they’ve been pushing this story that Jen mourned him for yeaaaaaars after they divorced. 

Congrats on the triples they’re going to have. You know those headlines are coming next week. These two are going to have triplets to outdo the twins he had with Angelina. 

This one would put her in about her 57th month...

This information has shaken me as well. It is certainly not too early for people whose prom dress was based on GP’s Oscar dress to begin drinking. 

yeah but how many years pregnant is she?

I probably should have specified that I’m a woman too. The hollywood dating pool seems as shallow as the lesbian in a medium sized city

Honestly, I just think she’s so funny. I really think that her comedic skills are STILL underrated, even after everything.

I absolutely love it when you guys post about Niche Community internet drama! Thank you so much. The shit is what Sundays are all about.

“And kids who were born during the Pitt-Paltrow years can now legally rent cars.”

Answer: almost all of her movies make money. Like her or not, she’s generally chosen the right scripts for her career, and thus is a bigger star than many who might seem more likely to succeed. She’s also managed to maintain the “ordinary girl-next-door pal you might know” reputation long since she was any of those…

I just find her presence in pretty much any movie to be likeable. There’s always something about her that seems relatable. I would hang out with her for an evening. Conversely, I find Jennifer Garner annoying. 

A quick timeline: Jen and Brad met twenty years ago. They were together for not quite a full six years before Brad met Angie. And then their relationship quickly shattered. Brangelina lasted twelve years. Twice that of Brad and Jen.

It’s so easy to say, looking back, but taking the high road regarding Brad has suited her and seems to have been a good approach, so good job, Jennifer!

There’s a huge difference between “being friends” and “being friendly.” Dumpers say the former when they mean the latter, but yearning dumpers take the former literally.

I dated a woman for a while. That sounds like every party we went to, minus the millions of dollars in the guests’ bank accounts. The first hour of each party was spent trying to sort out who used to date who and who they’re dating now, and who they used to date and when that was

Cool story girl! I’ve emailed multiple editors and writers here to ask why I got banned here with no apology or response. I don’t post weird or hateful shit. I cuss a lot, but sometime during the week of MLK day I got banned. FULL BANNED not just greyed. I emailed, and posted in comments but got NO response. You want…

Christ. Help an old girl out. WTF does “frozen sauce” mean?