Absolutely savage.

Brutal, but fair. It would be wonderful to see someone crash the stage dressed as a vaccine and it makes me regret the show has already been taped and is in the can—because I would do it myself.

Or even just working on a jigsaw puzzle..

Mullally posted a picture of herself and Hayes recreating the iconic Annie Leibovitz Rolling Stone cover of John Lennon and Yoko Ono taken just hours before Lennon’s assassination.

At the end of the final episode of W&G, Jack and Karen sing Unforgettable altogether. It’s very sweet and very real. And they are both slightly teary eyed as they bump bellies after it’s over.. It's wonderful and a perfect example of why they were the best part of the show. 

“A private dick, hired by Bezos, a public dick”

I hate Jenny McCarthy more and more each week. She is so, so, obnoxious and stupid.

Someone should perform dressed as a vaccine vial.

I imagine that if I watched this show, I’d ruin it with the overuse of the phrase “Meanwhile, at Oscar Wilde’s house . . .”

I realized recently that when [God] speaks to people, They do it in the person’s own voice to make it more likely the person will actually do what they’re supposed to.

My dearest hope (other than that all of these slimelords end up in prison forever) is that all of them, Sarah in particular, will have a full realization of how awful they are before they die. I detest them.

I’ve always believed that when God tells a politician to run for office, at the same time God is telling the rest of us “Do not vote for this person!”

I know it’s mean. But the outside matches the inside. 

“After saying that she believes God wants President Trump in the White House”

I hope her children end up despising her and she spends her life after they leave miserable and alone. 

Won’t be awkward at all.

They’ll be teenagers some day. Remember what Reagan’s son thought of his father’s policies.

I know it’ll probably never happen, but how awkward would it be if her kid asks her why she lies for a living.

you forgot to refer the writer to a relationship advice columnist as to what to do about the cheap-ass boyfriend

you forgot to refer the writer to a relationship advice columnist as to what to do about the cheap-ass boyfriend

Buy a new one? 

Buy a new one?