Mine’s not really a swap find but I did dumpster dive and got a stop light and crosswalk light out of it.  

Its about time somebody went to get Matt Damon.

Don’t worry about it.

I’ve ordered eight, one for each continent that I own.

It seems like every time I buy a new car, I struggle to remove its oil filter because the previous owner decided to crank that sucker down tight. the car hasn’t run in over 20 years and there’s 27 inches of rust/grease creating an impenetrable seal between the filter and engine. Also, the engine bay currently being…

FCA PR: Our trucks are in such high demand people are taking them straight from the assembly plant before they reach the dealership!

For the sake of my ad profile and suggestions, I’m not clicking that goddamn video.

Scrawl your message onto the piston of a non-fuctioning 30 year old Jeep then list that Jeep on craigslist as “free to a good home.” Dave Tracy will come a running and will find your message...Guaranteed.

Let’s see.... We’ve got tons of movies where there’s sound in outer space when the starship explodes, we hear it. There are buku flicks where we see lasers in outer space when the spaceships are blasting each other. When humans are shrunk to 6 inches tall, their voices are still regular-size deep instead of…

‘tis just a flesh wound. Also, if you only approach it from the passenger side, a hell of a bargain for $3900

Everyone here is wrong (as usual). You need this 2015 Dodge dart. Cosmetic damage only, $3900.00. I wouldn’t waste your time with the carfax.

Dammit.

From another engineer: No reds, we’re good to go!

Quick FMECA from a reliability engineer:

Looks like it was gently lowered, which is definitely better than slamming it to the ground. Though I suspect that’s going to happen soon.

“…and the reason the blue sedan is dangling like a toy from the bridge is “still unknown.”

Someone has taught every Seattle driver that zipper merging is bad and that they legally own the ground their car is currently on.

I would notice Dad occasionally running through traffic lights after they turned red when I was a very young child. When I said something, Dad told me that the lights were pink, not red. I kept trying to see the transition from pink to red, but to no avail. Dad wouldn’t lie to me, would he?