Is this a bisexual hand joke 

Christopher.

I’d ride most of the things in this article.

I knew someone who hated her ex-boyfriend’s family and how they treated her, so at his sister’s wedding she put herself right in the middle of the family photos so they couldn’t crop her out when she dumped the guy.

My jaw dropped when I saw the bad CGI. Then I looked at the timestamp and realized I was only at 2:19! This is amazing

Wait till you get to 2:36

The Elite Praetorian Guards were Snoke’s guards from The Last Jedi, the Emperor had the Royal Guards. Both were red and badass, fitting your reference however.

Stealing another automaker’s design could prove to be bad, um... what’s the word?

Ours is getting a set of H&R lowering springs. My wife just doesn’t know it yet. 

Bought a new 2019 in mid-December (Essence trim) and it’s a fantastic car. God, I love that thing. And I loved my Mazda 6 Sport before it, but the Tour X is a step up in every conceivable way.

How about the 10' 6" bridge that also narrows as you approach with large and sharp curbs?

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

“Ahem” <walks nervously backwards toward door... feeling for doorknob behind the back> “Ah, well, Stef, you seem to have given The Great Cupcake Conspiracy a great deal of thought.” <fumbles nervously with door knob> “I guess I’ll leave you to your Cupcake Ruminations” <walks backward toward car, repeatedly punching…

I do kind of wish the car could detect a pothole or speed bump, and just raise the nose by itself without the driver having to program the location (this would come in handy when navigating Detroit’s poorly-maintained roads),

Still...could be worse... These are the before and after pictures of a 1980s Alfa Arna

“So, these are ‘floorboards’ down here?”

No need to panic. Once the Peugeot-Citroen-Opel-FCA-Renault-Nissan-Mitsubishi-Fiskar-Saab (reborn again)-Harley Davidson-Starbucks(secret autonomous mobility division) merger is complete, the Catcus will be back on a new seven seat global architecture SUV platform.

Same.

Good eye, those are 3rd gen Camaro lights. My old man installed a kit someone on the forum made to retrofit them to the Fiero.