Put Collins in a suit and I don’t even recognize him.

I got to get a picture of myself in the last JK to roll off of the line.

“Too many pictures in my damn car articles!”

<world streaks past in a blur>

Zoom-zoom?

LOL...I had 2000 Corolla, that was essentially the same car as this, but beige instead of grey. It was my MiL’s, which she purchased new then sold to me. I then gave it to my son who had it until about a year ago when he drove it up under a shuttle bus. Thing was fine once you pushed the hood down (which had…

Excuse me, I do not.

Worse are the idiots who can’t hold speed at all. I’m cruising along on cruise control at 75mph. Pass idiot, suddenly idiot speeds up to stay right on my quarter, or zooms past me, only to slow down so I pass them, over and over. I’m going exactly the same speed. So aggravating.

Your friend needs a new wife with better decision making skills.

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

This is not going to go over well in this crowd.. (but I secretly agree)

Below the speed limit in the passing or “fast” lane on the highway.

Everybody knows you need a Buick.

Someone must of photo shopped the pic. Because I don’t see any pot holes on that Michigan highway.

That article has no tags, so it’s less likely to come up in a search. I don’t read Oppositelock frequently. I first started working for Jalopnik in August of 2015, two months after it was published. I do not have an encyclopedic knowledge of every article ever published or shared to the front page.

I always knew something was fishy with that DeMuro guy

Michael Ballerban

I nearly died of lack of oxygen because I couldn’t stop laughing at the bloody awful rear end. This thing is so vulgar but I guess it will be successful with Rick Ross.