My father had truly bad taste in jokes - I remember telling him once that he should never tell one of them again because it wasn’t just bad it was offensive and most women would judge him based on it. He thanked me. Sometimes they really are clueless. He was very intelligent otherwise. ;)

It always “amazes”* me how easy these kids find guns lying around.

Fun fact! The Queen is always dressed in bright, matching colours (unless at a funeral) so that she is easy to spot in a crowd.

“Candid shot of two people in formal wear outside in the middle of the name for no apparent reason caught unawares by the photographer they hired!”

Especially this time of year, any adorable coupleness needs to stay far far away from me thx

“Candid,” right. Candid photos are the ones of you with your eyes half closed and your chin tucked down so you look like Jabba the Hut.

Meghan looks so happy. I hope they don’t ruin her life.

I love the photos, but that was my first thought! Like this is on the wall in the mall

Oh well look at Mr. Fancy pants with a triple-digit bank balance. Can I refill your brandy snifter you HIGHNESS???

I LOVE black and blue together. Typically, I like a brighter, electric or cobalt blue with black, though, instead of navy with black.

Jared or the picture that was already in the frame when you bought it.

Yeah! As a single person I can spend the $150 in my checking account however I want, so fuck these two!

Does anyone else think the one with Meghan in the sweater looks like an ad for Jared? I mean, it’s still beautiful and maybe I’ve seen too many jewelry ads this holiday season but...

My research tells me the last name is Mountbatten-Windsor.

Please enjoy this additional totally candid photo! Just two people hanging out by the water, not even aware of the camera!

Yeah they may be happy getting married and all, but as a single person I have the freedom of going where I want without anyone telling me what i can do, and without any kids to tie me down, and I can eat whatever I want and it’s so...so....

No actual hate whatsoever for the two of them, they look gorgeous and in love.

Ugh, no, the last thing we need is another Boring Kate. She dresses so fucking mumsy. That said, I’m not a fan of that dress either but for the most part she’s got pretty good style.

Black and blue look amazing together (when done right) and stopped being verboten around the same time the old ladies who insisted on matching their shoes and purses kicked the bucket, and along with them those outdated rules.

Congratulations to a lucky couple. It’s about time these poor kids got a break.