Yea I hide in my apartment.

That's the experience.

I haven't played online in several months. The few times I've tried again, I couldn't kill anyone and kept getting killed, so that was intimidating and boring. So I fucked off again.

I want lochness and the chupacabra as enemies.

I don't mind zombies, but you're on to something here.

Dude, you're totally gay.

If getting someone riled up provokes subsequent reasonable discussion, I think it was warranted.

I didn't know that, and will be looking for that on my next replay! But I'm not sure that attempted murder is significantly less cold blooded, especially considering the height he intentionally tossed the guy from.

If you look down, you see that the security guard lands in the water and swims to safety. He doesn't die.

The message is clear — stay focused on the task at hand, and don't screw around.

Who doesn't like Blood Dragon?

This is the Great Far Cry Debate™ that everyone always has, and frankly I just like Blood Dragon.

Too late.

Name of your sex tape...

Also, i would contribute to a crowdfund so the authors can video-review it. "Should you play it? Depends on your comfort level with alien species and health insurance."

Target market: Kim Dotcom.

I don't know if I want to even touch that fuckin' thing.

I think your logic is off. That's 6 million people with enough disposal income to afford an internet connection and enough free time to not only take an interest in online gaming but to also watch some other dude's play. I'm pretty sure this ain't 6 million Chinese subsistence farmers who happened to wander over…

That's not the problem... the problem is WHO AND WHERE the 6 million people are... Most of them are in China where the average disposable income is low as fuck... if it was 6 million viewers, he would have gotten way more than $800k a year