Unoriginal, but boy is it true.

Cristoforetti is someone who I think is living the life they described as a nine year old when asked by a world weary adult what she wants to do when she grows up.

His soul is enslaved by Quan Chi, so he’s part of the Brotherhood of Derpness.

That's not what it does at all. The better items are unlocked in the shop from dungeon progression.

I was slated to play this guy but I had other projects I was working on.

But, if it made you “warm and fuzzy” inside, was it really useless?

PERMIT...... DENIED

He’s a Canadian who visited Houston for a bit, so he can just make shit up now. I’ve never heard of it either.

First name Walking, last name Never.

Needs a Jimmy Brooks mode.

I should try playing sober...

An then what happened? you regressed back to troll?

If someone else playing the game differently ruins someone's own experience they should worry more about why they have that problem and not how people are "ruining" a game for them.

dank b8 m8

Aw, c'mon!

there will be a boy band but it'll be the boy band that everyone thinks is complete shit

I'm sorry, did I say "when we die?"

Aren't you a little ray of sunshine.