If metroid gets pregnant and he morphs into a ball.. what happens to baby?

17. "Auughh fuk the anelksss tihs tiem im gon get taht tail. taek dat you sonuva.. ooh a sword! :O

"Wait, so you barf and shit fire out of your spider bits when you get excited? Hey no, don't be upset baby. It's ok, really! let's just keep a fire extinguisher next to the bed" - Quelaag on third date with nice, understanding boyfriend who really wants to make it work

A Creative Director doesn't have the power to shut down a studio. A studio owned and funded by Take 2. That's the whole point here.

Yes, it's "just" a hotel with some Transformersstuff in it.

"Levine, who ran Irrational, announced the news on the Irrational Games website today, noting that he'll be starting "a smaller, more entrepreneurial endeavor at Take-Two" and laying off all but 15 people"

The amount of people here who think a Creative Director has the power to fire 185 employees and shut down a studio is staggering.

Everyone would wear big pink fishes over their private bits.

I don't really understand what Gaben is trying to say here but Half Life 3 is definitely confirmed.

I suppose it's rather impressive that he's been getting away with doing what he's doing for over 25 years.

Go away Buzz Killington! Let me believe this for a minute :(((((((

Hey Owen. Seems @RockstarGames follows him on twitter. hmmmmm

He must be getting desperate. Thrusting a bat into Donkey Kong's dong won't net him any triforce pieces. I'm pretty sure of that.

Looks like Linkwaker went straight for the Kong family jewels!

Well shit.. do I actually have to play The Last of Us?

well shit. that makes it confirmed as fuck!

Can't believe he confused Denzel with Idris Elbow.

Perhaps because the "very iconic Grand Theft Auto font" was lifted in the first place from the very iconic The Price is Right logo.

WTS: iPhone 5s 64gb Silver/White with Flappy Bird installed

I continue to be impressed by just how much people can care and get riled up over shit that really doesn't affect their lives in any meaningful way at all. lol