That's because the jacket is actually CG

Are pirates the new zombies? Cause I'm OK with that.

Would've preferred if it was a top or a girl tee. I like that it's subtle enough and not too loud about being a piece of video game merch with MGS/Konami logos plastered all over it.

wow. such resolve. much indie. very hat. wow

So is this the Gran Turismo Prologue game of Metal Gear Solid V ? Is it gonna be full price? I'm a bit confused, also I guess I didn't care enough to properly follow Kojimas shenanigans and the whole Phantom Pain trickery or whatever.

brb covering my xbox with tin foil

That's exactly how I interpreted it. It's such a great story/plot really, I don't get the people who say SoTC has no story. There's more than enough exposition in the cut-scenes in the beginning, middle and the end. Also, the world, the actual game play, animations and mechanics tells you more than enough to fill in…

It concisely sums up what I got out of this article/video lol

I don't see why this should even be done on TV if they are trying to target games or people who care about announcements/dev interviews and new gameplay footage.

Whenever any sort of representation of the games industry is hamfisted into "old media" formats like broadcast television or movie adaptations it's always awkward as hell and mostly just pisses people off.

Not counting anything that's ever been on PC, this is probably the most "next-gen" looking game I've seen so far.

Attack on Titan themed DLC please.

Excellently crafted comment. Felt like going on a fun little trip :)

Is The Regginator wearing a Metroid pin?

Also, while we're at it; Half-Life 3 confirmed.

"I'm Geraltzio Auditore Da Rivianze. The Wizard Assassin, motherfuckers."

Egypt riots, Government shutdown, Sichuan earthquake in China, near post-apocalyptic Detroit, Cyclone in Bangladesh etc.

Year of Princess Peach please!

A lot of people seem to be pointing that out, and yes it's true. But I think the joke here is "what if video games had upworthy headlines", as in, let's assume video game worlds and video game characters are real. Video game COVERAGE already has upworthy headlines, just not video games themselves.