What, no lens flare joke? THANK GOD

I once got a defective disc for Just Dance 3 Wii, couldn't get it replaced because it came bundled with my Wii at the time and the retailer was being a massive butthole about the whole thing so I gave up.

So this is the reward for a billion hours spent in spreadsheets. hmm

The music was probably the only part I enjoyed about this game. I thought the story was cringe worthy and the "twist" at the end straight up machine-gunned the whole plot and left it full of holes. Not to mention the weird french voice actors here and there..

I'm gonna play Dark Souls on PC. Excited to see what the new content is.

Are you really gonna finish all those games in February? That's nuts, man.

Candidate for Kotaku shop contest?

this makes it even more awkward that his arm is his wife

this literally made me laugh out loud

BUT THEY CHANGED HIS HAIRCUT TO 30 FPS

Omg I know rite? This is such bullshiet no ways these womans can take down a krogan in real life. go bak 2 kitchens lollll

LOVE THIS

Bayonetta is one of my favorite games ever and I loved the sassy over the top character.

I'm pretty sure that barbarian is Jessica from True Blood.

Couldn't agree more. I really liked Madness Returns but some worlds certainly dragged on a bit too long.

I liked Alice Madness Returns.

I kinda see Batman.

LOL

Totally. Sheva in RE5, while she did a lot of good things as an AI partner, you had to kind of babysit her and make sure not to let her carry too much ammo. Too much maintenance I felt and I would've preferred to play that game alone like RE4.

Bet you'd love FIFA if you tried it!