that whole post contained so many matching SEO keywords for the CIA that all their computers at Langley overheated

Stay gross, Zynga :)

Oh shut up and make another Guardian Of Light.

Bashcraft, do you know who's publishing this? Is it Ubisoft?

Edit: oops

Classic Bob. What a weirdo that guy is.

Sweet Jesus they made Disneylanders... I can hear the cries of parents wallets all over the world.

lmao

How fitting and transparent that it's a pharmaceutical company running this campaign.

Awww look at that teeny weeny snow penis. it's kind of adorable

Space + animals = lethal combination

hmmm I kinda wanna check it this out now. lol

But is the industry of interactive entertainment really the right place/medium to educate people about the repercussions of violence and try to prevent people from committing violence? I don't think it is.

LOL awesome

I wonder if they addressed the controversy surrounding the much criticized ending of Blastman III. Hopefully they can fix it with the rumored next-gen sequel, Blastman IV: Infinite Reckoning (title is WIP I hear).

I didn't say there's anything wrong with it? It's just obvious that she didn't augment it. Which is interesting, seeing as how she has had so much other aesthetic work done on herself.

Patricia, I did EXACTLY what you did for those exact same reasons.

Glad they made him look like Michael Mando instead. Much hotter :)

So apparently part of the premise of this game is that in the future humans can augment their bodies using synthetic parts both for aesthetic reasons as well as to enhance themselves to be more powerful. The more you augment yourself, the more you start losing your mind. Clearly, this girl in the trailer decked…