A Mets Nursery Rhyme by Hollow Log

“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

“Twenty appointees...that’s nine and eleven!”

It’ll be hard for the NCAA to argue, since its entire business model is based on fucking the student-athletes.

But still he persisted.

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

Well, whatever. I still think the beheading of Bill Goldberg took things a step too far.

Somewhere, Oliver Miller is smiling.

Don’t know how old the kid is, but he appears to be a great prospect already. A spitting image of a young Lou Gehrig.

To Reggie Rose’s credit, he did help Derrick pass the SAT.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

“I really, really deeply miss about five percent of the experience.”

“Dez walked out saying I’ll see Guys twice this year”

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

The record-breaking home run into McCovey Cove is immediately followed by a massive prehistoric shark attack that kills scores of people

Barry Bonds’ scientific name is Cephalomegalodon.

They should go after the duo of DIK and ASS next, as there is no way two people could have that many high scores all across the country without cheating.

Both have a striking resemblance to Babe Ruth circa. 1918.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.