We could go jacket shopping....

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Tyson described the women’s actions as “indivisible”.

It’s true what they say - you can’t spell “Manish Mehta is a fucking incompetent moron incapable of writing a story without it being a complete shitshow” without “Manish Mehta.”

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

We get it man, you went to college. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

My solution would be to have the first baseman wear a catcher’s uniform.

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

they will keep him on the roster next year

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

A comment explaining the joke is a COTY contender?

Sprinkler Heads have been defending his passes for years, nice to see them improve against the run.

Whoa, easy there man. You can’t say that. I know you’re joking and all, but you just can’t go and say that. You can’t ask him to take out Incognito, and not take out at least one Pouncey too.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Yes, the primary difference being that American women are able to earn medals while the men earn participation ribbons.

I thought it was because all the skaters drowned when the lake forgot to freeze

The summer olympics in Tokyo probably won’t have too many ice sports. The winter olympics in Beijing in 2022 are probably more likely to have ice related sports.

The ice must have been cold.