I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I am fairly certain he had started drinking when he mentioned that Patricia was going to be the head coach of the Pistons.

Tom Izzo: I don’t have a comment on this one either, by the way.

I wouldn’t know, nobody likes my comments.

Court

Pretty sure that’s Anthony Tolliver.

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

I particularly enjoyed the stupid minigames, the sushi eating one was a great way to have a laugh with friends.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

He’s been getting plenty of reps in at Chuck E. Cheese.

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

A Milford player who sometimes falls and “isn’t the best player” was taunted with verbal insults from Kings on the court and a group of five teens in the stands.

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

Would have been much more insulting if his last name was Barefoot.

Or, is it possible that Jesse Lingard is actually a better player than Billy thinks he is?

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

This anecdote sure does not make it seem like hordes of European clubs were clamoring to sign LiAngelo and LaMelo!

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.