Truly a crime, Dog.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

You don’t get out of your Uptown bubble much, eh?

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

Thoroughly surprised that Octavio Dotel doesn’t crack 700.

You throw a baseball with your hand.

The Dodgers wouldn’t have noticed because it’s not a statistic that is counted using sabermetrics

Matt Stairs has one more. So does Edwin Jackson, apparently.

“In fact, it was pretty easy,” he said. “I wasn’t planning on this year being the last one. But I thought, this is a sign.”

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

NARRATOR: And here’s Thomas doing some jumps... And hanging out with his friends I guess. It’s like skateboarding or some shit. Fucking hell, this is boring. Do I still have to be here?

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

To make matters even worse, it turns out Rose’s recently turned-in “What I Did During My Vacation” essay was plagiarized.

No offense to you fine people, but that linked 2012 story makes me nostalgic for the commentariat of old.

So is being a professional Manning hater good money?

coach Steve Lavin found himself with only seven scholarship players available

Blake Bortles and Blaine Gabbert. Rearrange them any way you like—Bortles Gabbert, Blake Blaine, Blake Gabbert, Bortles Blaine, Gabbert Blake, Blaine Bortles, Gabbert Bortles, Blaine Blake, Bortles Blake, Gabbert Blaine. In the end, it’s still Whogivesafuck? for “same guy”.