You must be a Bears fan.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

I expected more from Raiders fans.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

Good basketball is worth watching. Bad basketball is better. There’s nothing funnier than a bad basketball team. A bad football team will go 3-and-out very quickly. A bad baseball team will go down in an inning, 1-2-3, very quickly. A bad basketball team, however, will possess the ball for as long and roughly have as…

I don’t know why anybody’s upset. They seem happy in the photo.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

you use Popeyes instead?

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Trying to hit someone with a big battery is more Philadelphia than Oakland.

Lynch kinda tried to run him over with his Tesla.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

If you don’t wanna get shut out, don’t play a shitty game, Mike Francesa! That’s what I say to my son, who is learning the fine art of being an alpha via pick up artistry. When you go into the club, you don’t game plan to lose, Mike! You game plan to score! Something you know nothing about, Mike, you geriatric, beta,…

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Did any of you guys get to meet Clay Travis when he was here?

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on