I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.

A truly, madly, deeply terrible comment.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

It’s really weird seeing Adrian Peterson in a Saints’ uniform. Because he should be in a prison jumpsuit. Fucking asshole.

Bet he doesn’t even have a DUI. I hate him.

To Protect and Support

Hey in Buffalo that bathroom is considered a high class establishment.

I want Carson back!

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

still got it

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The brokerage specialized in deals on Mets tickets, but the buyers filed complaints because they were expecting to see a baseball game.

In response, the Grizzlies have shown their commitment to ridding the city of old offensive statues by letting Zach Randolph go.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

I mean, Rae Carruth is due for parole in like 14 months guys, in case you want to get the ball rolling on that one too.

Jaxxxon Braxton Williams-Davis, et al v. Major League Lacrosse

police were called after Duffy fell asleep in his car in a Burger King drive-through.

For anyone who missed the fight, you can watch the complete fight at this link: