This is a stupidly long piece on a douchey roid guy with a YouTube channel who died relatively young because he was a goddamn idiot.

Congrats!

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

My life’s purpose is bigger than football.

Whitlock is just jealous because Kaepernick can take a knee and then get back up again without going all the way to the ground first.

It’s not like Brian Kelly has ever faced consequences for leaving somebody out there twisting in the wind.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

i give it a day before trump has someone put a cnn logo on that guy’s shirt.

“If only stodgy NFL coaches could be more like Klopp.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

assigned to the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes

Subway cars all look the same, and I have difficulty figuring out which is the front and back, so I commend this guy for finding the caboose.

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

No surprise that Carson Wentz loves wounded ducks.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

I know that guy from Fifa. He’s good.

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“See you in the playoffs”

I’m gonna get a huge jump start on my summers by forgetting about this tournament three months earlier.