This feels like a win-win.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Not as bad as the time the band finished a tour of the Far East and he was all, “They were all yelloooooooooooow.”

That’s nothing. Hell, back in season 1, they did a whole episode about David Wright, Matt Harvey and the entire Mets’ bullpen. You can look it up: Season 1, Episode 4 “Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things.”

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

The *shortest* drive in PGA history, meanwhile, was Tiger Woods in November 2009.

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

SMDH. Tom Coughlin is out for one day to get his cataracts removed, and this shit happens.

I’d say drunk, stupid, and being in Ohio, is no way to go through life, but all of those descriptors seem redundant.

how can they have standing, they don’t have any legs

unfortunately the Diamondbacks don’t have standing so there’s that problem

Jones calling out a legendary heavyweight proves that he isn’t afraid to face anyone, except for a pregnant woman after t-boning her car.

I’d call it a draw. While Gilmore landed two solid blows, Edelman did manage to give him gonorrhea.

No fights. If you do fight, you are ejected.

Give Lynn a break, the real problem is that it won’t be a quick trip. There are no direct flights to Canton, so the trip will require a significant car trip in addition to the flight.

Just think, if Antonio Gates misses that one scrimmage, he might get injured a week earlier than usual and then the chargers will go 4-12 instead of 5-11 like they always do.

+1, stranger

People from Indiana are known as Hoosiers, and have been since the 70s, when Bobby was coaching at IU and women all over campus would nervously scream “Who’s here?!?!?” every time they heard a door open, worried it might be Knight. It was shortened to “Hoosier” after Coach Knight caught on to what they were up to and…