Invoking and consulting Ray Lewis?

Second shooter? Try a Twelfth shooter. 

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

Weird that an Adidas product would fall apart so quickly.

Were you out all fucking night?

Maybe he went to check out the edge of the flat earth and fell off?

I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.

And how many words would this chamaco write if the US had lost?

$20 sunglasses?!?!? Well laaaaa-deeee-dahhh, Mr. Zuckerberg.

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

I was at the only game Dan Orlovsky won at Ford Field.

UMPIRE: Strike Three!!!!!

Apparently the Vandy secondary gets lit up even in the off season.

Huh. Could have sworn Cleveland was perpetually 66.6.

With all its success, Simmons just should name his new site Can’t Land.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

This is no time to stick to sports. That’s why I’m boycotting the Pro Bowl.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud