it’s so hard to watch this knowing they’re done. fucking cancer. fuck it so hard. Gord and The Hip are a national treasure. I saw them at their final show in Vancouver a few weeks ago with my Dad and it was a giant love in for Gord. I hate encores. But they did 2 maybe 3. I don’t remember. I’ve never wanted another…

140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik

“Not the Sharper Image publicity I was hoping for.”

9 minutes ago

yes, we know how smart you are for using that phrase

Phew, for a second there I thought the Brazilian police might be corrupt.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

“I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here, but I really hope the court has more evidence than ‘their stories didn’t match’”

It’s funny that it’s on a lot of people’s minds, though

Police were already looking for the official, whom multiple witnesses described as being “all over” Michael Phelps.

Police: Mr. Hickey? You’re under arrest for... holy shit, did you really just run through the wall to try to get away from us?

...who showed shades of Carl Everett...

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

Ouch, that’s gonna be a 3 tenths deduction.

If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.

“Robbed by judges” seems like a step up from the usual Irish complaint, “fucked by destiny.”

This helps explain why the Olympic pool smells like one of their ovens.

Well, that flopped.

Shaunae Miller beat him, too.