“This is your camera on DirectTV.”

Papelbon’s gonna be in so much trouble when Trump’s “Speak English” program kicks in.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Why put anyone in a position to answer a question like that.

The brothers say they are really gonna party when they find a bar willing to accept giant silver coins.

A triple-triple sounds like Prince Fielder’s order when they send for burgers

Sure. It wasn’t very funny or good.

It’s Burke.

Why don’t the horses get the equestrian medals?

Is this the first time you’ve posted a story that produced five ugly suits?

NBC= No Black Champions?

Wouldn’t cheering at Kansas football make them stand out more?

Hey, KU football, Gale Sayers isn’t walking thru that door. Nor is Mark Mangino, though for another reason.

I don’t know if that’ll go well. I have heard, however, that some Predators find him appetizing.

This deserves more stars.

Outstanding work, right here. +1

Roy-t happened?

Yeah, what could even be there?

I’m guessing this is the guy who got Draymond’s snapchat from last week