This speech was from Rocky, right?

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

“AAARGAGAAAAAHHHGGGGGHHHAAAAAAGGGHHHH” - Tim Howard, at the DMV, for some reason.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

If it makes you feel any better, Albert, there’s no way that dude’s wife isn’t fucking around on him.

Pacquiao: No more talk! It’s time for me to fight drugs!

Go fuck yourselves.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Suspended for the preseason, but WADA has left it up to the Russians whether or not he can compete in the Olympics.

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“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

Great googly moogly.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

the sip of a 12 year old whose parents are allowing him to try beer for the very first time