Oh, come on. Dude’s never going to have a better handicap.

Damn he better get rid of the pink ones quick before the commish’ catches wind of this.

Kinda weird that he invited Nate Robinson on stage to film this.

You ready for this? Get ready for this. You ready?...

I called the mayor’s office for further clarification. They said:

Well, I for one am shocked. I didn’t think we would hear a single story about anything being too secure in Rio this month.

He’d have about 50 triple doubles

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Maybe his hair was so long before because he was insecure about his ears being on the top of his head instead of on the sides.

yeah its burning in hell with harambe now

R.I.P., Samer’s dick.

“Team format? HA! This is the Olympics, bro.”

Just wait until he learns what Stroke Play is.

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Huge fan of yours for years on here. This one is glorious.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

dude also complained about getting a poor signal on his phone. and ya thought the female gymnasts were the only ones who dealt with uneven bars

Rolando McClain, Who Is Not High: Okay, Maybe I’m A Little Buzzed

Who could blame him if he is fat? I for one can’t resist those ribs.