Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

🎶They’re talking sports, going at it as hard as they can!🎶

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Ironic, since it is probably the only Bowl that Michigan can aspire to.

A&M claims that this song went multi-platinum like 90 years ago when they really didn’t even keep track of those things.

I forgot where I parked my car on a first date once, in the middle of winter, in the middle of DC, with a date who was having an asthma attack. Now we’re married and have two children.

Chase sure was lucky, if Travis D’Arnaud tried something like that he would probably get slapped by the fan and miss 4-6 weeks.

Shoulda been you, Coach K.

Big deal. I’ve been watching white America go downhill for years.

Justin Verlander can’t be bothered to play, as he’s used to getting hit in the face by large jugs on a nightly basis.

Figures we get this headline today—this was, like, yesterday’s news in China.

But...it’s the only way Mike Tyson can win.

Sources tell us that Labaton Sucharow has reached out to former ESPN employees in an attempt to gather information that could be used in a potential class-action suit against Disney.

I would make a pun about “raising Kane” but honestly, as drunk as he was, I’m surprised he was Able.

John Rocker is a bigot, and an all-around awful human being. He’s as classless a person as one can imagine, and the world would be better without such hateful scum.

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

Well, if he studied history, Shiloh would learn that fighting the men in blue is a losing battle.

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh