The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

Kaun leaves Cleveland on top, just like Delonte West.

He is currently listed without representation in the case.

John Terry knew enough about America at Heathrow in the aftermath of 9/11 though. Fucking scumbag.

I have to say, this seems like a major security failure on the part of the STDNC.

Secret emails intent on destroying enemies? Looks like Kevin Johnson is planning a run for the White House, amirite!?!?

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

Video truther BOOOOO get out of here!

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

This is the best bad comment I’ve ever seen on Kinja, and I just saw some idiot post that Hillary Clinton is already the most accomplished president ever.

Starting it off early this year.

PSYCHOLOGIST: Now, Aldon, I want to help you get to the bottom of your self destructive behavior. We’re going to use an exercise I call word association. I say something, you say the first thing that pops in your mind.

I guess Republicans are going to have to be content with flip-flops now.

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.” - Mitch Hedberg

(Here’s a translated version, but if anyone out there knows Czech, get at us in the comments.)

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

He’s made bolder claims:

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

Having Tweeted, Schefter offered his condolences to the Green family by coming out of the bush outside the hospital room window and saying he was sorry for their loss.